Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL
If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you.